Rolando Negrin was charged with aggravated batter after he allegedly beat up a coworker who had been mocking him for having a small penis. The coworker knew this because Negrin had been inside the new whole body scanners during testing.
The co-worker had reportedly mocked his genitalia for the past year after Negrin walked through a new, high-tech body scanner.
Linger on that: this guy apparently got made fun of for a full year.
Workers with the Transportation Security Administration saw the 44-year-old’s body during training of full-body imaging machines. The alleged victim of the attack apparently latched onto Negrin’s package, and just wouldn’t let go of it. Metaphorically.
The TSA said Negrin would be suspended.
TSA screwups 