Rolando Negrin was charged with aggravated batter after he allegedly beat up a coworker who had been mocking him for having a small penis. The coworker knew this because Negrin had been inside the new whole body scanners during testing.

The co-worker had reportedly mocked his genitalia for the past year after Negrin walked through a new, high-tech body scanner.

Linger on that: this guy apparently got made fun of for a full year.

Workers with the Transportation Security Administration saw the 44-year-old’s body during training of full-body imaging machines. The alleged victim of the attack apparently latched onto Negrin’s package, and just wouldn’t let go of it. Metaphorically.

The TSA said Negrin would be suspended.